Alikka the plumber( joke of the day)

MR. lecture: what can I do for you?.

 Alikka: I want you to employ me in your office!.

 MR. lecturer: what is your area of specialisation?.

 Alikka: plumbing!.

 MR. lecturer: I don't think there is any vacancy for you here!.

 Alikka: there is Oga.

 MR. Lecturer: where?.

 Alikka: I will amend all the leaking question papers as a plumber..